In light of one employee’s recent attempt to lighten the mood around here, Management wishes to remind you that under no circumstances is an employee of ABC, Inc. permitted to:

1. possess an original thought
2. smile
3. cause others to smile

Thank you. Now get back to work!

Joseph Schmo, Manager
ABC, Inc.

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