The Least Effective Commercials For The Generic Peppermint Patty Company From 1981
When I bite into a generic peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I am sinking in an arctic abyss while hypothermia wraps its coma-inducing claws around my lifeless body. When I bite into a generic peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I am standing naked with my back against a brick wall facing…