Santa Claus Wins 1984 Lifetime Achievement Award

(Las Vegas) Santa Claus has won the 1984 Lifetime Achievement Award. He beat out countless others, living and deceased, like Mother Teresa, Gandhi, and that guy from the Coke commercial who wanted to teach the world to sing. Santa thanked everyone who made this award possible. His elves for making toys. Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,…

Chuck Wagon, Sportswriter

Chuck Wagon was 14 years old when he told his baseball coach he wanted to be a sportswriter. It was 1969. The Knights were sitting in last place with no wins and three losses. There was Chuck, in right field, a target with horn-rimmed glasses. Suddenly everyone was hitting the ball out there. Realizing his…