Clarifying Shampoo and Concentrated Orange Juice could not be more different. One is always reminding you that she washes hair; the other always looks like he has something on his mind.

One day they ended up next to each other in the grocery cart.

“Hi, I’m shampoo! HELLOOOO?! I said, I’m shampoo.”

“I heard you,” replied Orange Juice. “If you don’t mind, I’m trying to concentrate, but thanks for clarifying who you are.”