Man Bites Off More Than He Can Chew, Saves Rest For Later


A man, who wishes not to be identified, bit off more than he can chew at Dom’s Steak House last night. He is recovering at home where his jaw is expected to make a full recovery. He plans to finish the slightly masticated remains of his New York Strip later today.

Pondering the fate of his leftover the man said, “I intend to eat one bite at a time and see what happens.”

Dom’s Steak House was not available for comment.

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