final gang

I Went to a Rumble With a Gang With No Name

In 1986 the Beastie Boys told us we’ve got to fight for our right to party. Fast forward twenty-six years. I was a grown man in my 40s. My daughter was about to celebrate the sacrament of Confirmation at St. Stanislaus Church. I wanted to throw a party for her. That meant I had to…

Anteater

The Peculiar Anteater

I had the pleasure of sitting down with an anteater a few weeks ago and boy did he want to get some things off his chest. He was in the midst of a hunger strike, day 44. His demands: 1. He wants more stuffed animals, if any, created in his likeness. 2. He wants more…